Wednesday, March 12, 2008
art major + music major
there are so many things wrong with this i'm not even sure where to start...
yes, this is a check for .05 cents.
no, it is not a misprint.
here is most everything (edited) that ran through my brain when i opened the envelope...
1. do i seriously drive to the bank and cash this?...gas is $3.00 a gallon
2. how much do stamps cost?
3. i SHOULD drive to the bank and cash this (or should i say coin?)
4. should i ask the bank teller for all pennies?
5. our poor mailman has the flu...i hope he doesn't find out he just delivered a .05¢ check
6. how do you tithe 10% of 5 cents?
7. i'm assuming this is after taxes
8. so this is what my dad was thinking when i told him i was dating a music major in college
and yes, i deleted our mailing address from the scan...i was worried someone might come and steal our riches.
all .05 of them.
i've got to start playing the lottery.